Friday, January 8, 2010

Dear Caleb Followill from Kings of Leon:

Please feel free to call me for casual sex anytime. Yes, I know I'm in a committed relationship and I don't believe in cheating, but I'm willing to bend (ok, break) my rules for you. I'm sure Jody will understand -- and if he doesn't - please make it worth it for me by singing Use Somebody and/or Sex on Fire to me afterward. Thanks,

Tiff

P.S. - Who the F is that skank in your picture? Lily Aldridge? She's a model, huh? You don't need her. Plus, I think I saw her last week with that guy from The Temper Trap. Call me.


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